How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
I love this bc the reason her daughter played the part is bc all of the other kids that auditioned were absolutely terrified of Angelina in costume and the only kid they could get that wouldn’t run away from her was her daughter. hats off to the make up department.
Lovely, funny, blonde, and is a Covergirl. What I’m saying is she’s been copying me for years. — Ellen Degeneres
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."